My name is Tara. I'll reblog anything awesome and just write about anything. I want to marry a mathematician (for tax purposes) and I still love the Spice Girls.
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
